THe FReCKLeD FINGeR

Why do parents sign their kids up for karate?  What a horseshit activity.

Oh, but it teaches the kids discipline.

Blow it out your ass.  Put a little league bat in his/her hands or soccer ball at their feet.  I hate hearing that shit about how it teaches your kid discipline.  Why don't you discipline them yourself?  Why do they have to roll around on a gym mat in a stupid outfit.

Even more, stop making them walk home in their gi's, bring a change of clothes for god's sake.  They look like minature assholes in their yellow belts.  They aren't going to stick with it, I guarantee it.  If they had, they would, or at least should, be black belts by age 15... and I don't know too many 15yr olds that could kick my ass. Stop giving the parenting responsibility to these dojo masters.  Get off your ass and smack the kid if he acts up.

I could beat your kid up.  No?  Ten bucks!  Let's do this!

The only reason he begs you to sign up for these horseshit karate courses is to tell his friends he does it.  In less than a year, it will be another activity.  After that, another one to obsess over.  Get over it and turn him onto a real after school activity like pee wee football or little league, something that will last and if fortunate enough, might make your kid rich and he'll buy you a home.

Moral: Your kid stinks.