THe FReCKLeD FINGeR

I'm not a gay man.

OK, so I like to put the occasional fruit in my alcohol, but usually only if it calls for it... which doesn't make me a homosexual.

Whether it's an orange slice in my Heifweizen or a lime wedge in my Jack & Coke, I'm still a man.

You know what, it doesn't really matter what I drink, as long as it's delicious and gets the job done... which is getting the taste of semen out of my mouth.