THe FReCKLeD FINGeR

"OH MY GOD!  Who are you wearing?!"

"Oh this? It's a noose."

Just read about some fashion designer that hung himself... in his closet!

Why do people insist on hanging themselves in closets?  I've heard it before and it continues to baffle me that people exercise one of man's greatest abilities, one in which is shared by no other species, in the privacy of their own closet.  How selfish is that?

Apparently there's a suicide note, probably in the form of a price tag on his body, and I'm sure it will contain something cliche and corny like 'I wanted to die with my babies... my creations.'

Get flashy with it.  I mean this guy was in fashion, right?  Isn't that business about who can come up with the wildest design that can be passed as wearable clothing? Personally, I would dropped down from the rafters wearing my premiere design in the middle of a runway show at NY Fashion Week... but this method is old, boring and unoriginal.  He definitely would have been voted off Project Go The Fun Way in episode 1.

Auf Wiedersehen.