FEBRUARY 16TH - MARIJUANAMONAPEA
Finally!
After being on a waiting list for 6 months, I got the big 'reference' for a pot delivery service in NYC. Along with the mandatory waiting time, I had to produce a two person reference chain, write a 2000 word essay on the The Beatles' 'White Album' and three letters of recommendation from non-family/friends.
I've never worked harder on a single goal in my life. So much of my sweat, blood and tears went into this venture and now, finally, I was given the green light (and number) to go ahead and get a delivery guy to my apartment.
All this bullshit 'runaround' and all I want to do is ask this delivery guy if he knows anyone selling heroin.





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