THe FReCKLeD FINGeR

For fuck's sake stop it!.

Just stop!

Stop it with this same fuckin' complaint every year:

'Valentine's Day is just a fabricated holiday manufactured by capitalist consumerism.'

Holy shit!  Of course it is, you asshole. We all know, you aren't some goddamn brilliant mind.  We all know and we all don't care.

And of course its always the same type of people that continually complain about it too.  Either you are some fat, disgusting pile of shit that no one would miss a breath if you got so lonely on V-Day that in order to honor it properly, you decide to open a couple of veins and turn the luke-warm bath water a deep pink.  Or, you are just soooo hip, maaaan.  'Fuck the man! I'm not buying into their propaganda!', you'd say.  Well go have sex in the fuckin' dirt, hippie, but I need this day to continually prove to my parents I'm their darling, straight son... just as they remember it.

We all know what Valentine's Day is.  We understand and appreciate what it is.  It's just one giant excuse to buy a $7 bottle of wine, flowers that die in 48 hours, a shitty last minute card that no one else bought and chocolates you need g'damn directions to eat.  For if we did not have such a wonderful holiday as Valentine's Day, we'd be masturbating at our computers again while the all girls watch HGTV.

And yes, I do happen to consider myself a romantic.