APRIL 10TH - RRRRR You Shittin' Me?!?!?!
PK
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PIRATES? What goddamned century are we in? It's almost 2010 - around the time when 80s movies depict the absolute future, complete with flying cars and living in space stations... and I have to worry about effin' pirates?
I obviously got into the cartoon business so I can get disturbingly wealthy, like 'I can afford to buy tiger penises for my erectile dysfunction' wealthy. When I am rich and after my gastric bypass, I plan on buying a yacht as my second BIG purchase. I figure I will use this yacht quite extensively, most likely somewhere in the Mediterranean so I can bounce back and forth between Greece and Egypt to feed my hieroglyphics addiction. What the hell is the use if I have to worry about my yacht, the S.S. 'Toon Tycoon, being overtaken by pirates... Somali pirates?
Screw money, I'm going back to law school.
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make sure you purchase a yacht that is large enough to carry another fairly decent sized boat on it. Because that's just awesome. interesting point about the 80's movies, where is my dinner that starts out tiny and then is fully cooked and plentiful 2 seconds later?!