THe FReCKLeD FINGeR

    Today, we will be discussing the ongoing feud over the despicable child labor instances that happen all over the world.  The only thing despicable I see with it is the fact that it is outlawed.  Why, wut up wit dat?  It is such a simple solution to the world's need for goods.  It is like stealing candy from a baby... then making him work 14 hours in order to buy another piece of candy.  Bono, Harpo,  and all the other '(press covered) bleeding hearts', you need to stop it.  Let things be.  People don't like to be laid off or deliberately excused from work.  I don't come into your office Harpo and tell you, 'You have been freed' and make you leave your place of business.  Do I?  No.  Shame on you. 

You are all doing a great job kids.  Keep up the good work and maybe, just maybe, if you get this order done by 4pm - you can all see your families.