THe FReCKLeD FINGeR

    I am often in Manhattan... and I am ALWAYS getting take-out.  1% because the food is all delicious and 99% because I am lazier than sloth shit.  It is just so convenient to not have to put pants on and be able to get breakfast, brunch, lunch, linner, dinner, snack and 4th Meal all delivered to me, rather than moving away from the television.  I do not have money, so therefore I do not have this TiVo machine everyone is always chirping about.  If I get up, I may miss something... who's performing on BET?  Who is on steroids?  Where is Jon Benet?  You cannot recreate those things.

    Question...  at what point did Mexicans become such kick ass bicycle riders?  There has to be something else they are good at, no?  All delivery men, no matter what food you are ordering, are Mexican-American.  It is a BMX Monopoly.  Maybe one day I want to deliver food  in the Upper East Side?  Where can I interview for this career, anyway.  I am a damn good interviewer:

Yes, I do have my own housing. 

Yep, I am also a legal citizen. 

Nope, only one cousin. 

    Over-qualified?!?  That is racism.