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MARCH 5TH: PROVEN WEIGHT LOSS TECHNIQUES

Posted on Wed, March 5, 2008 at 06:36PM by Registered CommenterPK in | Comments1 Comment
    You know, people are always asking me stuff... "Sir, how much have you had to drink tonight?" or "Where were you on the night of October 12th, between 2 and 3 am?", and my ol' time favorite, "Why are you pouring gasoline on those kittens?"  People, I dont have the answers for you... except today!  If you're fat, then you're in luck.  Hate dieting?  Can't walk?  Love cheese in your coffee?  We'll you don't have to exercise or eat healthy on these new diets.  I figured I would end today's rants, which are themed 'obesity', with a list of absolute 100% successful weight loss techniques:
 
 
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"Love cheese in your coffee?"
hahahaha

March 6, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterjoey jo jo

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