THe FReCKLeD FINGeR

    America is fat.  The people in America, most of them are actually Americans, are even fatter.  In today's rants, as the cartoon of the day deals with a certain fast food establishment, I will be discussing obesity in all its hilarity.  Let's face it, fat people are just funnier:  both through their personality and the way they look.  I mean, Charlie Chaplin was skinny.  Where is he these days?  Exactly, not working.  If he were a fat silent actor, which would work because you wouldn't be able to hear him wheeze while he danced, he would still be at the peak of his career.  Though, if Charlie Chaplin were a fat man, he would most likely be called Chucky 'The Chub' Chaplin... or some similar nickname peers tend to give to their fat friends.  Sticks cannot break big bones.