THe FReCKLeD FINGeR

        We have an Asian guy here on staff at THe FReCKLeD FINGeR, and he did some research into 'Obesity'.  As it turns out, as we get fatter, we get less and less likely to eat one another.  Who wants to eat another fat person?  I usually wouldn't.  If I had to cannibalize, I would definitely order the Lance Armstrong Stix, or the Grilled Wilt Chamberlain... Not the Chris Farley Melt.  Take a look at the charts, like I said, the guy who did this was Asian, so they are definitely precise.

 NOTE:  There was a rapid incline in both obesity and cannibalism during the year 1944 in Eastern Europe.