THe FReCKLeD FINGeR

    Well, it is raining here in the Big Apple, which means it should be clean of all bacteria it collected while sitting on the Korean's fruit cart for 2 days now.  Anyway, as it rains, I was thinking of something to write about while I take a break from drawing...

    I never punched a girl.  It is a big dissapointment in my life, as it seems so funny and my life is just that - a joke.  Not punch in the 'can't go within 500 feet of her', spousal abuse  sense punch.  I meant more of the Mel Brooks type of punch - where people laugh after.  I want to punch a girl in front of a live studio audience, so when I punch this girl, the sign says the audience must 'APPLAUSE' and not call the police.  I wonder if I can make that happen.  There is so much bologna on TV these days, I think Lifetime can find an hour where men just punch woman followed by canned laughter.  OK, so if I had to pitch this idea to a television executive, most likely some man-hating, pants wearing lesbian CEO type, I would need some pretty good reasons why I would want to punch a girl.  This is what I could come up with within the past 5 minutes:

 10.  She changes 'When Animals Attack IV' to 'Grey's Anatomy'.

  9.  They snore.

  8.  They describe you perfectly to the police sketch artist.

  7.  The complain about 38 second sex.

  6.  "You burnt my apartment down!"  Wah Wah - PUNCH!

  5.  She deletes all of your Ace Of Base albums to make room for The Fray

  4.  She won't let go of the purse.

  3.  She walked right near you during your TAE-BO training.  Billy Blanks does not f**k around.

  2.  She has something in her hair, and a punch is the best way to remove that something.

  1.  Because we are men.  Cavemen are men.  Cavemen punch their women... and sell car insurance.

 
    These are in no particular order of importance, it is just a rant... like the section says.