THe FReCKLeD FINGeR

 

    OK, so the author(s), who I think also wrote a few romance novels, decides to throw the audience a twist with Jesus The Magician's death.  So the night before, he and some friends are having some kind of cannibalistic bachelor party or something, where they sit around and eat each other's body and drink their blood - but it seems pretty lame.  Even though the party is being thrown for Jesus, he has to clean the other's feet.  What the hell?  He didn't even get to perform his act.  Anyway, afterward he gets a disorderly conduct and  he is arrested and put to death by firing squad or something, I am not sure - I think I skipped over that part.  But more importantly, his last meal was bread?  If I was on Death Row and I had the option of what meal would be my last, it would certainly not be just bread - eh, that's a lie - DOMINO'S Cheesy Bread gives me goose bumps when I eat it, so maybe that bread.  I would order my personal favorite meal, 'YO!  MHC Wraps'.  The recipe is simple...

 

Take a slice of ham and lie it flat.

Take a slice of cheese, preferably American, and lie that on top of the piece of ham.

Squirt some mustard on top of the cheese, distributing it nicely throughout the canvas.

Wrap it up.

Prepare for deliciousness.

 

    What was I talking about?  Oh right, the book review.  All in all it's a good read, though it is a big lengthy.  There is an awful lot of back story, sometimes it even feels irrelevant.... but I just could not put it down.  Perfect Easter basket filler.