THe FReCKLeD FINGeR

    Well, today I did a cartoon about the Holocaust... so I figured I would rant about summer camp.  Same thing right?  I think it was a weight-loss camp, but don't hold me to that.  Anyway, I have never been to a summer camp, and I do not think I ever met another person who has.  Frankly I don't think they exist.  I used to go to the YMCA when I was a kid.  It is hard to forget because my time there was a nightmare.  Honestly, I think I'd rather been in Auschwitz.  Let's see if I can remember some of my favorite moments:

I would never get picked for any of the activities because I used an inhaler.

I would always have to swim in the deep end of the poor because I had breasts and wore a t-shirt while swimming.

My mom would always bring me McDonald's for lunch, which gave me my breasts.  I never got to enjoy my breast-enhancing 'Big Macs' because all the kids would steal them from me.

I shit myself while running to the base in kick ball.

I got in trouble one afternoon and the punishment was to stay in during recess and learn CPR from one of the male counselors.