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- AUGUST 31ST - SOME BREAKING NEWS?!
- AUGUST 5TH - A "DATE"
- JUNE 22ND - FINISH YOUR DRUGS THEN YOU GET HUGS
- JUNE 19TH - MY RETORT IS "ABORT"
- JUNE 18TH - STRASBURG RIGHT AHEAD!!!
- JUNE 17TH - MTV CRIB DEATH
- JUNE 14TH - THE NOOSE IS LOOSE!
- JUNE 12TH - LEZBOLLAH RESISTANCE
- JUNE 10TH - DOG'S DEAD AFTERNOON
- JUNE 9TH - OPERATON: SHIP SHIT SHIRTS
- JUNE 8TH - SMILE YOU SON OF A BITCH!
- JUNE 7TH - DUMB DAMON DIGS
- JUNE 3RD - GIVE ME YOUR POOR, YOUR HUNGRY...
- MAY 26TH - NEW YORK, I HATE YOUR KIND
- MAY 25TH - KEEP ON PLUGGIN'
- MAY 12TH - OUT OF THE BLUE, IT'S NUMBER 2
- MAY 2ND - LOOK! UP IN THE AIR (CONDITIONER)!
- APRIL 29TH - CINDERBLACKS
- APRIL 28TH - YOU GOT SOMETHING ON YOUR SHIRT THERE
- APRIL 27TH - RECAP ON THE DECAP
- APRIL 26TH - AMERICAN'T TALK GOOD
- APRIL 25TH - YOU THROW LIKE A _______!
- APRIL 22ND - IS CANCER THE ANSWER?
- APRIL 21ST - EARTH IS CARELESS AND THEREFORE POLAR BEARLESS
- APRIL 20TH - ADOLFIN SAFE TUNA
- APRIL 19TH - BABY GOAT PORN
- APRIL 18TH - A SHITTY SAFARI
- APRIL 17TH - OBESEBALL
- APRIL 15TH - I DONE DID MY TAXES!
- APRIL 14TH - AWFUL, FLAWFUL FACE
- APRIL 13TH - HEROES ARE NOT JUST LONG SANDWICHES
- APRIL 12TH - SEXY DOG BATH
- APRIL 9TH - YOUR KIDS ARE COMPLETE ASSES
- APRIL 8TH - TRAINSEXUAL
- APRIL 7TH - WHINE ETIQUETTE
- APRIL 5TH - SORE NIPPLES
- APRIL 2ND - I'M A MONKEY, YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
- APRIL 1ST - APRIL FOOL'S: THE BIRTH OF AIDS
- MARCH 31ST - THE CHEESE STANDS ALONE
- MARCH 30TH - THE MESS THAT IS LOHAN
- MARCH 26TH - STRETCHED LABIA
- MARCH 25TH - EMPTY NEST SYNDROME
- MARCH 24TH - A CHORE BEFORE THE PREMATURE
- MARCH 20TH -NCAACP
- MARCH 19TH - TIKES ON BIKES
- MARCH 17TH/18TH - FELATING FIREMEN
- MARCH 16TH - THE CRUCIAL 'B' BETWEEN GARBAGE & GARAGE
- MARCH 15TH - ANOTHER (BLANK) IN THE WALL
- MARCH 13TH - MUTHAFUCKA IS TORE UP!
- MARCH 12TH -LOATHE OUT LOUD
- MARCH 11TH - CHRONIC CONSOLE CONSTIPATION
- MARCH 10TH - ROOTIN', TOOTIN' and PROSTITOOTIN'
- MARCH 9TH - A TRADITIONAL LOVE STORY
- MARCH 8TH - TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION BUT WITH HEAVY PERSPIRATION
- MARCH 7TH - 'THE BLIND SIDE' OF AN ASSHOLE
- MARCH 6TH - GI-VE ME A BREAK
- MARCH 4TH - MARKET MIDGET
- MARCH 3RD - INAPPROPRIATE ANNOUNCEMENT
- MARCH 2ND - TRUST IN JUSTIN
- MARCH 1ST - SHIRTS FOR FAT SHITS
- FEBRUARY 28TH - KNOWJOBS
- FEBRUARY 27TH - X CUNTRY SKIING
- FEBRUARY 26TH - SHUTTER UP ISLAND
- FEBRUARY 25TH - Or-Qaeda
- FEBRUARY 24TH - MEXICAN YOU HEAR ME?
- FEBRUARY 23RD - MANHATTAN MANATEE
- FEBRUARY 22ND - SWIPERACTIVITY DISORDER
- FEBRUARY 21ST - URINE OUR THOUGHTS
- FEBRUARY 20TH - OH HUNKY BARTENDERRRR...
- FEBRUARY 19TH - LET MY PEOPLE GO!
- FEBRUARY 18TH - COMFORTABLY BUM
- FEBRUARY 17TH - HANGING 'EM UP
- FEBRUARY 16TH - MARIJUANAMONAPEA
- FEBRUARY 15TH - ALL-LIMP-ICS
- FEBRUARY 14th - VD DAY
- January 20th - Doctors Without Drawings
- January 17th - Master Haitian
- APRIL 10TH - RRRRR You Shittin' Me?!?!?!
- APRIL 9TH - "!Pero, es mi trabajo!"
- MARCH 1st - My Life Has Gone Down The Twitter...
- FEBRUARY 10th: New York Comic Conviction
- DECEMBER 16th: HELP FROM THE NEEDY
- APRIL 9TH: LIE SCHOOL REUNION
- APRIL 8TH: GUIDO ANTHEM
- APRIL 1ST: UNINTENTIONAL APRIL FOOLS JOKE
- MARCH 27TH: DRAFT DODGING...
- MARCH 26TH: NEXT OF KIN
- MARCH 25TH: THE REALITY IS...
- MARCH 24TH: PHONE SEX WITHOUT THE PAYOFF
- MARCH 23RD: EASTER LEADS TO MENTAL RETARDATION
- MARCH 21st: BABY RACKETOLOGY
- MARCH 20TH: JESUS? PARTY OF 13?
- MARCH 19TH: THE SWORD IS LESS MIGHTY THAN THE PENCIL
- MARCH 18TH: A HANGOVER REQUIRES ALCOHOL
- MARCH 16TH: HETEROSEXUAL BLADDER SHYNESS
- MARCH 14TH: MARCH SADNESS
- MARCH 13TH : 'CAMP ONIWANNA, WE HOLD YOU IN OUR HEARTS...'
- MARCH 12TH: PORK FRIED RICE SKATING
- MARCH 11TH: IN THE HEATH OF THE MOMENT
- MARCH 10TH: ANOREXIA HAS EFFECTS ON YA!
- MARCH 10TH: 'I'VE LOST 13 LBS IN 2 HOURS... THANKS ANOREXIA!'
- MARCH 8TH: ITS A SATURDAY... I HAVE OFF, KINDA.
- MARCH 7TH: HE TOUCHED MY TABERNACLE
- MARCH 7TH: TINY HANDS MAKE GREAT THINGS
- MARCH 6TH: TOUR de MANHATTAN
- MARCH 6TH: SOMBRERO, OVER THE RAINBOW...
- MARCH 6TH: 'WELCOME TO MEXICO, CAN I TAKE YOUR BORDER, PLEASE?'
- MARCH 5TH: PROVEN WEIGHT LOSS TECHNIQUES
- MARCH 5TH: MOMMA JOKES GONE BAD
- MARCH 5TH: CHEWIN' THE FAT
- MARCH 5TH: OH, BECAUSE I LIKE CHEESE IN MY COFFEE, I AM OBESE?
- MARCH 4TH: MY eHARMONY PROFILE
- MARCH 4TH: DOGS LOVE TO PET OTHER DOGS
- MARCH 4TH: TIME WHEN PUNCHING A GIRL IS WARRANTED
- MARCH 4TH: A THREESOME WITH INTERNET ACCESS
- MARCH 4th: THE FAKE FETUS CAMPAIGN '08
- MARCH 4TH: RELATIONSHIPS ON THE ROCKS, HOLD THE RUPHENOL
- MARCH 4TH: JOGGING IN PLACE
- MARCH 3RD: SINGING ON CRACK IS LIKE FIGHTING ON ECSTACY - NOT POSSIBLE.
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- August 29, 2010 - September 4, 2010 (1)
- August 1, 2010 - August 7, 2010 (1)
- June 20, 2010 - June 26, 2010 (1)
- June 13, 2010 - June 19, 2010 (4)
- June 6, 2010 - June 12, 2010 (5)
- May 30, 2010 - June 5, 2010 (1)
- May 23, 2010 - May 29, 2010 (2)
- May 9, 2010 - May 15, 2010 (1)
- May 2, 2010 - May 8, 2010 (1)
- April 25, 2010 - May 1, 2010 (5)
- April 18, 2010 - April 24, 2010 (5)
- April 11, 2010 - April 17, 2010 (5)
- April 4, 2010 - April 10, 2010 (4)
- March 28, 2010 - April 3, 2010 (4)
- March 21, 2010 - March 27, 2010 (3)
- March 14, 2010 - March 20, 2010 (5)
- March 7, 2010 - March 13, 2010 (7)
- February 28, 2010 - March 6, 2010 (6)
- February 21, 2010 - February 27, 2010 (7)
- February 14, 2010 - February 20, 2010 (7)
- January 17, 2010 - January 23, 2010 (2)
- April 5, 2009 - April 11, 2009 (2)
- March 1, 2009 - March 7, 2009 (1)
- February 8, 2009 - February 14, 2009 (1)
- December 14, 2008 - December 20, 2008 (1)
- April 6, 2008 - April 12, 2008 (2)
- March 30, 2008 - April 5, 2008 (1)
- March 23, 2008 - March 29, 2008 (5)
- March 16, 2008 - March 22, 2008 (5)
- March 9, 2008 - March 15, 2008 (6)
- March 2, 2008 - March 8, 2008 (18)
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- August 2010 (2)
- June 2010 (11)
- May 2010 (4)
- April 2010 (21)
- March 2010 (22)
- February 2010 (15)
- January 2010 (2)
- April 2009 (2)
- March 2009 (1)
- February 2009 (1)
- December 2008 (1)
- April 2008 (3)
- March 2008 (34)