If she won't let you out of the house, take drastic measures.
I would suggest first hiding all the sharp objects in the house someplace safe, while keeping NONE for yourself, and then when you decide to go out and she continues to stop you, physically overpower her and LEAVE. Without a sharp object she will be much weaker and easier to deal with both physically and in terms of willpower, and if YOU have a sharp object she could take it from you.
DO NOT FORGET THE KEYS! ALL of them, so that she'll be completely stuck without you. And turn your cellphone to vibrate.
Remember, the last thing you want is to give your wife the means to get you into trouble with the authorities.
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I heard about this the other day, but it was girl scout's, selling cookies.
Why don't you learn grammar...girl "scout's" is possessive.
Your Mom is possessive.
Seriously, she won't let me out of the house. Help.
Is that a... Play-Doh Cutting Knife(tm)?!
LOLZ
I think the only thing lower than robbing a lemonade stand would be robbing a mall hallway kiosk. Seriously, do those things EVER make a sale?
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If she won't let you out of the house, take drastic measures.
I would suggest first hiding all the sharp objects in the house someplace safe, while keeping NONE for yourself, and then when you decide to go out and she continues to stop you, physically overpower her and LEAVE. Without a sharp object she will be much weaker and easier to deal with both physically and in terms of willpower, and if YOU have a sharp object she could take it from you.
DO NOT FORGET THE KEYS! ALL of them, so that she'll be completely stuck without you. And turn your cellphone to vibrate.
Remember, the last thing you want is to give your wife the means to get you into trouble with the authorities.
Good luck, sir.