I love to stop by houses that have signs out front that say "Free Kittens". Let the owners know that "My pet python, Reggie, loves playing with kittens. Can I come by tomorrow to pick them up?" Usually the look of horror on their faces is worth the time out of my day to stop by unannounced.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAA.......I LOVE IT!!!! Totally wasn't expecting the serpe....
What a twist!
i actually thought there'd be some asians in this strip.
Scrolling down I thought it was a poop joke in the making and the snake kind of looked like a giant pile of it. That said well done, nice twist!
I love to stop by houses that have signs out front that say "Free Kittens". Let the owners know that "My pet python, Reggie, loves playing with kittens. Can I come by tomorrow to pick them up?" Usually the look of horror on their faces is worth the time out of my day to stop by unannounced.
you scumbag. people all over the world die of snake bites. grow the fuck up.
@Tyler Pon
Get over it
You're a faggot.
@ Tyler Pon
More people die of dogs than snakes (both venemous and non venemous) so get your head out of your ass and go fuck yourself
That statistic is completely made up. May almighty God strike you down for your insolence. Praise Jesus. Snakes are the devil's playmates.
@Tyler Pon
Take a joke
P.S. God isn't real.
excuse me?
To hell with you.