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You're so right...China actually provided their "birth certificates" to the Int'l Gymnastics Committee...fresh off the printing press.
That is funny.
And we (USA) lost to them. I don't know how we can laugh at that.
We lost to them because the younger you are, the more agile you are. Which is perfect for gymnastics.
USA should be number 1 in everything! USA forever! China bad! USA Good! Sports are everythingggggggggg
And they were in their homeland, and they probably had government sponsered training sessions that they HAD to attend, and they obviously had better comraderie, and friendship with their teammates.
"...they probably had government sponsered training sessions that they HAD to attend..."
Try, they're taken from their homes when they are about 5 or 6 years old and trained day in and day out for that one task.
There were probably more of them. These are just the ones that survived the training. The ones that were not shot, mutilated or whatever else they do to little girls over there that can't make reeboks for you!
Like many nations that are not hormone-laced meat and corn fed, ultra healthy off spring of ultra-healthy folk, the Chinese age of puberty is a lot higher! Here in Canada, especially in the poorer, quieter living areas, our girls don't even start to show puberty at an age where American off spring are sexually active and possibly have had multiple sex partners and fear contracting STDs! Hegemony in this case is almost expected, but if you ask a doctor he will tell you that not only do American girls mature faster, American people , in general have larger bodies, and we have had to adjust things like car sizes, chair sizes, home sizes and clothing sizes to reflect these recent(last 50 years)changes. God help the poor little Chinese female athletes, they don't even start to bleed until they are 17 or 18, and we expect them to have fully developed and large breasts just to compete with our hormone meat and vitamin fed super-humans!
lots of ignorance here
@usa #1go to hell. united stated is filled with a bunch of fat, ugly, stupid retards who would die if they couldn't look at porn, talk on phonesex lines, order a whopper, and drive their gas guzzling SUVs everywhere AT THE SAME F***ing TIME
and i live in Rhode island. it's near new york.
plus, you and your mom gets her dildos from china
I have a girlfriend, never bothered wasting time with phonesex, i'm not bad looking (but my girlfriend is biased), my IQ is just above average, weigh 180 lbs, prefer Quiznos over whoppers, and I walked 20 miles yesterday out of boredom. According to your logic, that makes me the Anti-American. Maybe I should apply for citizenship in Amsterdam?
Btw, I live in New Jersey.
I can't contest the origin of those cheaply made dildos though... so you still made a point.
I will have you know I am not biased dear, I love you and you are very handsome, but we have to talk about this dildo situation.
USA competitors are the only one that aren't drug tested because USA guarantees they are not using drugs to get better scores but that's totally wrong and discriminating.
Wow, make up some more facts there "me".
So true... those chinese girls were sooo under-age. It's too bad we didn't get those medals!
half of americans are over-weight! lolthat's why you need da bigger vehicles hehehe...
These comments make me want to strangle puppies and rape kittens. Regardless of nationality, the internet is full or retards like yourselves. That and trolls, lots of trolls.
"@usa #1go to hell. united stated is filled with a bunch of fat, ugly, stupid retards who would die if they couldn't look at porn, talk on phonesex lines, order a whopper, and drive their gas guzzling SUVs everywhere AT THE SAME F***ing TIME"
excuse me, I'm not fat , ugly, or stupid. and while I do know a few stupid people at school, my friend group is pretty smart. a bunch of techies who philosophize about life by day, and create programs by night.as for phonesex, I've always wanted to call up one of those lines and just prank them. I've never understood why you would have sex on a phone with someone.and I WISH we could still drive those SUV's. I've seen trucks on the sides of roads with big signs on them saying "please! just take it!" the gas is just too expensive.
also, the whole fat thing some people have been wondering if it could be caused by a disease. I looked into it actually and results were interesting. they're still conducting the study, but it is something to think about. I know some people that were skinny all their lives. they hung out with some fat friends and then they blew up like blimps!
********Show a little pride for your country. And if you don't like America, why don't you go somewhere else?
ok u racist pervsya they were like 4 year old but like um..............u think fighting a 4 year old is like unfair???ya there more alige blah blah blahand there 4 years oldi cant see anyone from the american gymnastic beating a full grown chinese gymnast at 4 years old
Chill everybody. 'S all in good fun. Christ's sake, we fucking Americans take everything so seriously.All of you just remove that sideways stick from your asses, take some deep breaths, and look at the comic again.Feel better now?
I think I missed most of the 'games', except for the huge snafu about the Windoze Blue Screen Of Death, on the stadium wall, as the guy 'ran' around the CGI weather... and, the windoze logo that crashed...
Don't all humans really only see what their perspective permits? And, don't we all speak with the tongues we have acquired in our socialization? LiveCDlist.com has 315 complete and game filled, suite crammed FREE OSes, that run in the CDROM, Live, virus proof!
Americans aren't any more stupid than any other people in the World BUT because of their relative isolation they have become more insular and ignorant of what is happening in the rest of the World ouside of what they are involved in.
Interestingly some of the Americans I have become friends with are those who have actually travelled outside of their own country rather than those who elected to not travel outside the USA.
btw, there is a huge difference between TV/cinema Americans and the real people, something a lot of non-americans don't get.
Americans are stupid, Chinese are inteligent.
Will people just stop being such sore losers? This is simply pathetic how America in general is ranting about this. Chill. They have been cleared after an investigation by the Olympics Committee. BTW, how do we know Shawn Johnson is truly sixteen, cause she sure doesn't look it?
i missed the olymipics
Doesn't matter, they were better than us, get the fuck over it.
The Chinese were better. Get over it, and move past gymnastics that are centered on the gymnasts personalities and instead focus on sharpening their talents.
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Wouldn't that be .....intelligent....? Just checking.
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